To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is
bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.Coli) - bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2
pounds).
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
a public service .--
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is
bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.Coli) - bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2
pounds).
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
a public service .--
1 comment:
lol Michelle, I don;t think you know how much your public service announcement has affected me. I am an inveterate water drinker, and now all I can think of is...unsavory impurities!!! My next Long Island Iced tea, I will be toasting you!
~LeAnn
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